President Joe (Washing....go, you know the thing) November 9, 2021 I had to download a few more as a result of a greenhouse gas release in front of Camilla last week. Jo Biden (the basement (I think)) January 26, 2021 I just downloaded 10,000,000,000,000,000 credits and therefore, I have solved climate change. C'mon man, I solved the problem! Greta (One of those Scandinavian countries) April 22, 2020 Keep fighting the good fight! We've just about got this climate change thing licked. Concerned Citizen of Planet Earth (Portland ) June 10, 2019 How do we know that these carbon offsets are real? Also, do I have to print additional ones to cover the carbon in the paper on which I previously printed my offsets? If so, where does the cycle end? Harvey Weinstein (Hollywood, CA) April 20, 2018 Could you start offering "Sexual Harassment Offsets"? I could really use some right about now. Allen (Marietta, GA) January 15, 2018 Thank you SO much for the free carbon credits.... but I think this has gone a little too far... we are all freezing to death this winter! TOO much "global warming" has been reversed by too many people using their credits! STOP! Please let it warm up again! Johannes S. Herbst (Simmelsdorf, Germany) December 28, 2017 Luckily I have now a means to get rid of all my carbon related sins. I suspect that they are Lutheran ones, because the Catolics charge a lot for such stuff. As I live in Germay, first I was worried if your Carbon Offsets are also working here in the EU. But I got a lot of confirmation that they are as valuable and meaningful as the official European ones. Thanks from the bottom of my heart! Anonymous December 28, 2017 Al you are a crazy person. Bill Clinton (Epstein's Island) November 9, 2017 Thanks for all of the carbon offsets. By the way, do you also make adultery offset credits? Dobie Gillis (Hollywood) November 9, 2017 In 2012, I installed a solar system on my roof because the salesman said that it would pay for itself in five years. They took it back yesterday because they said that I wasn't making any payments, but I told them that I didn't have to because it paid for itself. Anyhooo, I had to download another 300,000 carbon credits today since I've gone back to heating my house with coal and I don't want to feel guilty. Thanks FCO -- you really saved my bacon this time! Comment pages: 1 2 3 4 > >> click go to add a comment:
I am pessimistic about the human race because it is too ingenious for its own good. Our approach to nature is to beat it into submission. We would stand a better change of survival if we accommodated ourselves to this planet and viewed it appreciatively instead of skeptically and dictatorially.
— E.B. White