Free Carbon Offsets

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Todd  (Portland)

November 6, 2008

I was thinking about killing myself because of all the carbon dioxide I emit by breathing but then I found free carbon offsets on this site. Wow! Thanks! I can live another day!

Keith B  (Irvine, CA)

October 15, 2008

If it weren't for freecarbonoffsets.com, I would never be able to run my business of turning diamonds back into coal and burning them.

Stevie G  (Intercourse, PA)

October 15, 2008

Where do I go to learn about becoming affiliated with you? When I want to offset some carbon, I simply hook the horse to the buggy and head to Costco that way. Amish. The original carbon offset.

Graham  (Ann Arbor, MI)

October 14, 2008

Thanks to Free Carbon Offsets, I can keep my backyard tire and crude oil fire burning and still sleep at night! You have given me the peace of mind that money just can't buy. Keep fighting the good fight!

Felix Chapel  (Slinkytown, America)

October 12, 2008

It's true! It's true! My life will never be the same. I just can't believe it. I feel so much better now. I can take the long way home if I want. Thanks Free Carbon Offsets. You're the best ever!

Rich  (Seattle, WA)

October 11, 2008

Now we can have carbon offsets for normal people and not just the wealthy. Now everyone can fly around the world in their private jets without feeling guilty, like Al Gore. We just need find someone giving away free private jets and fuel.

Matt  (Seattle, WA)

September 30, 2008

Wow! Thanks so much--I really appreciate your generosity. And I can finally feel good when I want to go on long, pointless trips

Sully  (PA)

September 29, 2008

I feel much better now. I can't thank you enough.

theCL  (http://the-classic-liberal.com)

September 11, 2008

Thanks for making carbon offsets available to everyone. A blessing indeed! I'd also like to thank you for your brave self-sacrifice in skipping showers. Amazing!

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We are cutting out our kidneys to enlarge our stomachs.
— Eric Freyfogle, Illinois law professor, on the destruction of wetlands, Baltimore Evening Sun, 12 September 1991


Todd (Portland)
November 6, 2008
I was thinking about killing myself because of all the carbon dioxide I emit by breathing but then I found free carbon offsets on this site. Wow! Thanks! I can live another day!

Keith B (Irvine, CA)
October 15, 2008
If it weren't for freecarbonoffsets.com, I would never be able to run my business of turning diamonds back into coal and burning them.

Stevie G (Intercourse, PA)
October 15, 2008
Where do I go to learn about becoming affiliated with you? When I want to offset some carbon, I simply hook the horse to the buggy and head to Costco that way. Amish. The original carbon offset.

Graham (Ann Arbor, MI)
October 14, 2008
Thanks to Free Carbon Offsets, I can keep my backyard tire and crude oil fire burning and still sleep at night! You have given me the peace of mind that money just can't buy. Keep fighting the good fight!

Felix Chapel (Slinkytown, America)
October 12, 2008
It's true! It's true! My life will never be the same. I just can't believe it. I feel so much better now. I can take the long way home if I want. Thanks Free Carbon Offsets. You're the best ever!

Rich (Seattle, WA)
October 11, 2008
Now we can have carbon offsets for normal people and not just the wealthy. Now everyone can fly around the world in their private jets without feeling guilty, like Al Gore. We just need find someone giving away free private jets and fuel.

Matt (Seattle, WA)
September 30, 2008
Wow! Thanks so much--I really appreciate your generosity. And I can finally feel good when I want to go on long, pointless trips

Sully (PA)
September 29, 2008
I feel much better now. I can't thank you enough.

theCL (http://the-classic-liberal.com)
September 11, 2008
Thanks for making carbon offsets available to everyone. A blessing indeed! I'd also like to thank you for your brave self-sacrifice in skipping showers. Amazing!


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